The Aftermath (all claims are alleged)
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
Former President George W. Bush when in office after 9/11 used the event as an excuse to invade Afghanistan. The real intentions of Bush and his Vice-President (owner of Halliburton) Richard (Dick) Cheney are speculated to be based on personal profit.
The Patriot Act
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
After the events that occurred on 9/11, the United States government took advantage of the attack to implement the patriot act. This act stripped Americans of their right to privacy.
The Russo-Ukrainian War
The Global War on Terror (GWOT)
The Russo-Ukrainian War
The Global War on Terror further escalated tensions between the United States and Russia. During the GWOT the United States and Russia differed over geopolitical issues, such as NATO expansion, conflicts in Georgia and Ukraine, and differing interests in Syria. These issues would make it difficult to prevent the Russo-Ukrainian War from starting in 2022.
Covid-19
Hunter Biden's Laptop
The Russo-Ukrainian War
Due to Cheyney's immense profit from the GWOT, Xi Jinping decided he was willing to kill off some plebs for some quick cash. Jinping mass produced bat soup and distributed it in Campbell's Chicken noodle soup cans, knowing it would spread the recently developed COVID-19. Jinping had purchased a week prior, a popular live porn website titled "Chaturbate" and new that if everyone was stuck inside they would eventually have no other option but to visit his website.
Hunter Biden's Laptop
Hunter Biden's Laptop
Hunter Biden's Laptop
Hunter Biden (son of President Joseph R. Biden) during the COVID-19 quarantine visited Chaturbate. Hunter racked up a large debt while on the stream of professional pornstar "Bridget The Midget". Hunters debt exceeded his wealth which led him right into the arms of Chaturbate's owner Xi Jinping. Jinping blackmailed Hunter into sending him documents from the Bush administration on the events that occurred on September 11th. After paying off his debt, Hunter emptied all of his gas station boner pills into the nearby pond.
The Gay Frogs
Hunter Biden's Laptop
Hunter Biden's Laptop
After Hunter Biden dumped his gas station boner pills into the pond the local frogs began to consume the boner pills and surprising results came from it. The frogs almost instantaneously after consuming the pills started croaking to the tune of Elton John's "Rocketman" and proceed to engaged in homosexual activities. After the activities had ceased the boner pills caused the frogs to turn into time traveling lizard people. Needing more gas station boner pills, the frogs morphed into Former President Bush and his cabinet. They then proceeded to travel back to the year 2001 in a hunt for money.