Menu / Price List

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Try our daily changing selection of fresh grass-fed placenta. (Comes in form of taco, stew, and burgers)

 Delight in our unique Pancreas Pudding, a savory twist on traditional dessert. Tender, slow-cooked pancreas, subtly sweetened and served with caramel sauce. A culinary adventure for the adventurous palate. 

 Experience the unexpected with a playful twist on a classic Italian favorite. Layers of rich, savory meats mingle with velvety cheese and house-made tomato sauce, creating a unique culinary adventure that's perfect for thrill-seekers and food enthusiasts alike. Dive into a taste sensation that's both revitalizing and delicious. 

 Delight in our Crispy Fat-Infused Suburban Child Roast, where succulent, expertly roasted child is paired with generous, melt-in-your-mouth layers of crispy fat. A tantalizing symphony of flavors and textures awaits, ensuring an unforgettable dining experience for flesh enthusiasts. 

 Savor the bold, smoky flavors of our African Cobalt Miner. Expertly seared to perfection by cobalt dust, this guilt-free masterpiece combines the irresistible taste of charring with a calorie-conscious twist. A mouthwatering option for those seeking flavor without compromise. 

 Indulge in our Hearty Miscarriage Minestrone Soup. Crafted with the utmost care, our chef's masterpiece is a harmonious blend of flavors that adheres to the highest culinary standards. (With a special request to the waitstaff you can get a side of abortion aioli)